Love is in the air! What better way to celebrate everyone's favorite February holiday than with some cute Valentine's Day puns?
In honor of Feb. 14, we've gathered a collection of funny puns, one-liners and dad jokes that pay tribute to Cupid, romance and all things V-Day. You'll totally get a chuckle out of these silly sayings devoted to the heart-shaped holiday. Use one of these clever puns as an Instagram caption, or send them to sweethearts and family to bring a smile to someone's face.
Friends and beaus alike are bound to get a kick out of tongue-in-cheek messages like “Love me Tinder,” “I cherry-ish our friendship” or “Does anyone need a light? Because we’re the perfect match.”
Along with those witty sayings, you'll also find food puns, animal puns and love puns to use however you see fit this Feb. 14. And all of them are pretty spec-taco-lar, if we do say so ourselves. In fact, even though many of these V-Day one-liners are cheesy, by the time you're done reading them, you'll have to agree — they're still pretty grate.
So, whatever you've got on the calendar to celebrate the sweet holiday this year, these Valentine's Day puns are guaranteed to level up the fun. In fact, dare we say — they're one in a melon.
Corny Valentine's Day puns
- I love bee-ing yours.
- It was lava at first sight.
- Love me Tinder.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- You must be Wi-Fi, because I'm totally feeling a connection right now.
- Does anyone need a light? Because we're the perfect match.
- I love you, pho real.
- Whale you be mine?
- Paws-itively smitten.
- Love is in the hair.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil — totally pointless.
- Ain't got nothing but love, babe, egg days a week.
- We're purr-fect together.
- We were made for each udder.
- I'm soy into you.
- Ewe complete me.
- I only have pies for you.
Valentine's Day puns for friends
- You and I are like the Billboard 100 — we're the hottest singles in the country.
- You're totally spec-taco-lar!
- You're sew cute.
- I love you so mochi.
- You whale always be my BFF.
- Your friendship means so matcha to me.
- I cherry-ish our friendship.
- Orange you sweet?
- Lime yours.
- Thank you berry much for being my friend.
- The s'more I know you, the s'more I like you!
- Thumb-body loves you.
Cute Valentine's Day puns
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- I’m not a photographer, but I totally picture us together.
- We're just like glue because we always stick together.
- You’re my natural selection. Love, Darwin.
- You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- You’re my Google. You've got everything I’m looking for.
- Yoda one for me.
- Don’t play heart to get.
- I can heartly wait to see you again.
- Life would succulent without you.
- Aloe you vera much.
- I lava you.
- Be my knight and I’ll Sir Render.
- I’ll never take you for granite.
- You’re the other half to my equation and then sum.
Valentine's Day food puns
- All I knead is you.
- Let’s get this love par-tea started!
- You’re shrimply the best.
- I love you more than pizza. Does that make me a weird-dough?
- Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.
- You’re simply the zest.
- I’m your biggest flan.
- We are mint to be together.
- You make miso happy.
- You’re one in a melon.
- I cannoli have eyes for you.
- Don't you pho-get about me.
- I'd run away with you, but I cantaloupe.
- You're eggs-actly my type.
- Let’s give ‘em something to taco ‘bout.
- I know this is cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
- I’m berry into you.
- I’m so grapeful for you.
- Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.
- You’re my butter half.
- You’re one in a melon.
- Olive you so much.
- You make my heart beet.
- I love you a latte.
- You guac my world.
- I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
- Love you s'more.
- You hold the kiwi to my heart.
- Don’t go bacon my heart.
- There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
- You mocha me crazy.
- You’ve got me feeling deja brew.
- I cannot espresso how much you mean to me.
- Where have you bean all my life?
- You’re a-maize-ing!
Valentine's Day animal puns
- You a-moose me.
- Pugs and kisses.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to my otter half.
- Bee my Valentine.
- I feel sheepish saying this, but wool you be mine?
- You hold the corgi to my heart.
- With you, I’ll never be owl alone.
- I think you’re totally paw-some.
- Collie me, maybe?
- You’re bear-y sweet.
- You quack me up.
- I think you’re adora-bull.
- Do I love you? You bet giraffe I do!
- Ewe make me feel sheepish.
- You’re poultry in motion.
Punny Valentine's Day one-liners
- Did you hear about the spider engagement? They met on the web.
- Did you hear about the radios that got married? The reception was great.
- Did you hear about the two guitarists that got hitched? They were in a chord.
- Did you hear about the deer romance? They were fawning all over each other.
- Did you hear about the heart that broke the law? It was placed under cardiac arrest.
- Did you hear about the test tubes that fell in love? They had great chemistry.
- Did you hear about the rabbit that ate the wedding ring? It thought it was 24 carrots.
- Did you hear about the whale date? They went to the Orca-stra.
- What did one molar say to the other? “We’ll be tooth-gether forever.”
- What did one leaf say to the other? “I’ve fallen for you.”
- What did the rolling pin say to the dough? “All you knead is love.”
- What did one fruit say to the other? “We make a great pear.”
- What did one roll say to the other? “Nice buns.”
- What did one potato say to the other? “I only have eyes for you.”
- What did one banana say to the other? “You’ve got appeal.”
- What did one piece of bread say to the other? “I loaf you.”
- What do you get when two potatoes have a baby? A tater tot.
- Why did the four-leaf clovers break up? They didn’t want to press their luck.
- What did one strawberry say to the other? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.”
- What did one shoe say to the other? “You’re my sole-mate.”
- What did one ice cream cone say to the other? “You make me melt.”
- What did one cherry say to the other? “You’re so sweet.”
- What did one Coke say to the other? “You’re soda-lightful.”
- What did one skunk say to the other? “You’re so stinkin’ cute.”
- What did one pickle say to the other? “You’re kind of a big dill.”
- What did one T-Rex say to the other? “I think you’re dino-mite.”
- What did one rabbit say to the other? “Hoppy Valentine’s Day.”
- What did one snake say to the other? “You’re hiss-terical.”
- What do porcupines say when they kiss? “Ouch!”
- Where do pigs post their relationship status? On Insta-ham.
